My first ever attempt at a blog post. WHEEEE!

OK, I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing but when I figure it out, we'll have the inaugural post of YourKidIsNotSpecial. Because you know what? YOUR KID IS NOT SPECIAL.

Anyway, George Carlin is a much more articulate man than I, so in the spirit of this blog, here is George expressing my thoughts as only George can.

George, as usual, takes it a bit far, but this is the gist of what our blog is all about. Keep in mind, we're not ripping on the kids. They don't know any better. Kids are retards. They're animals. Admit it, when you were a kid, all that mattered was Cap'n Crunch and Saturday morning cartoons. Without a second thought, you'd have killed somebody for a bowl of Crunch Berries and an hour of the Smurfs. Screw everyone else...screw manners...screw common courtesy. Children are basically animals that are meant to be trained and socialized by their parents. This blog is about the douchebag parents out there that act even worse than their spoiled, pampered, obnoxious little spawn. Enjoy.